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Hilarious Birthday Card Poem

I don't recommend the birthday card poem below
for those squeamish.

But I am glad it turned out the way it did. It has made many people laugh. I hope it makes you and your loved ones laugh as well.

Internal Journey

Birthday cards are all the same,
That just seems an awful shame.
But this one’s different from the start,
Since it traveled from the heart.

Journeyed reckless through the veins,
Didn’t care for those bloody rains.
Organs to systems it fought right through,
Picked up the soul before the gas blew.

Almost there, just one more trek,
Nearly choked up in the neck.
It finally reached its desired end,
Also known as my shaking hand.

By Martin Dejnicki

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