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Funny 30th Birthday Poems

What do you think of these funny 30th birthday poems?

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Share them on someones 30th birthday and make them laugh. Enjoy!

Turning 30

Finally you are old,
Like a little smelly mold.
They ask you, why aren't you married yet?
With so many profiles, on the net.

Your body doesn't listen anymore,
Staying in shape feels like a chore.
But don't you worry, it's all downhill from here,
Jump on the wagon, bingo is near.

In 35 years you get to retire,
The zombie next door, you seem to admire.
Just try to live like it's your very last day,
Show us your smile, and forget what they say.

By Martin Dejnicki

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