Funny 30th Birthday Poems
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Turning 30
Finally you are old,
Like a little smelly mold.
They ask you, why aren't you married yet?
With so many profiles, on the net.
Your body doesn't listen anymore,
Staying in shape feels like a chore.
But don't you worry, it's all downhill from here,
Jump on the wagon, bingo is near.
In 35 years you get to retire,
The zombie next door, you seem to admire.
Just try to live like it's your very last day,
Show us your smile, and forget what they say.
By Martin Dejnicki
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