[?] “What's an RSS Feed?”

Funny 40th Birthday Poems

Remember that saying, “Laughter is the music for the soul.”

I hope these funny 40th birthday poems bring laughter to you
and all the wonderful people you share them with.

Enjoy!

Youthfully Challenged

Since you were a child,
We knew you were wild.
You never gave up,
Like a careless pup.

Now that you’re older,
With a heavier shoulder.
You stop and gaze,
Flowers amaze.

Your humor remains,
And some of your brains.
With 40 under your belt,
How as it felt?

By Martin Dejnicki

Share on Facebook

Submit Your Birthday Poems

A few years ago I shared the above funny 40th birthday poems with my fathers younger brother Peter. He couldn’t stop laughing. I think that’s because he related to it. He knows I enjoy making fun of his 40 year old traits and habits.

The Next poem talks about some of these.

Good Luck!

Life at Forty

Beauty enhancements and fast cars,
Will surely cure those inner scars.
Dreaded reunions retro to the brink,
Act convinces, you may need a shrink.

Perpetual shopping and activities galore,
Always follow home improvements endless chore.
Refined tastes since everything seems clear,
Tropical travels a second career.

Health conscious at Forty,
Will make you sporty.
Just don't slow down,
Or you'll look like a clown.

By Martin Dejnicki

Fine Chardonnay!

It's hard to believe I'm 39.
But am I aging like fine wine?

They say 39 is the new 25
Could someone please tell my thighs.

My make-up free days are a thing of the past.
I just hope my concealer lasts.

What are these grey hairs atop my head.
Tell me Miss Clairol, should I go red?

These lines on my face are beginning to furrow
Soon they'll be deep enough for a rabbit's burrow

But joking and silliness aside
This has been a wonderful ride

So 40 I'm ready, bring what you may
I've decided, I'm a fine Chardonnay!

www.special-birthday-poems.com
By Lella Dal Ferro

Special Birthday Gifts & Party Theme Ideas

In addition to a nice poem - we thought we might also lend a hand in finding the right party gift and theme for your next birthday. We are always searching for new ideas to add to our lists from these links:

Here is the text display when the Image not load yet

Birthday Gift Ideas - Giving a gift is an important part of the birthday celebration and the process of choosing the right gift plays a significant role.

Party Theme Ideas - How to create a memorable and special party that is unique and remembered by all in attendance.

Thanks for reading all the funny 40th birthday poems. To see all the pages on which we have poems click on this Site Map link.

Funny 40th Birthday Poems to 40th Birthday Poems

footer for funny 40th birthday poems page