Funny 40th Birthday PoemsI hope these funny 40th birthday poems bring laughter to youand all the wonderful people you share them with. Enjoy! Youthfully Challenged Since you were a child, We knew you were wild. You never gave up, Like a careless pup. Now that you’re older, With a heavier shoulder. You stop and gaze, Flowers amaze. Your humor remains, And some of your brains. With 40 under your belt, How as it felt? By Martin Dejnicki A few years ago I shared the above funny 40th birthday poems with my fathers younger brother Peter. He couldn’t stop laughing. I think that’s because he related to it. He knows I enjoy making fun of his 40 year old traits and habits. The Next poem talks about some of these. Good Luck! Life at Forty Beauty enhancements and fast cars, Will surely cure those inner scars. Dreaded reunions retro to the brink, Act convinces, you may need a shrink. Perpetual shopping and activities galore, Always follow home improvements endless chore. Refined tastes since everything seems clear, Tropical travels a second career. Health conscious at Forty, Will make you sporty. Just don't slow down, Or you'll look like a clown. By Martin Dejnicki Share on Facebook Submit Your Birthday Poems Fine Chardonnay! It's hard to believe I'm 39. But am I aging like fine wine? They say 39 is the new 25 Could someone please tell my thighs. My make-up free days are a thing of the past. I just hope my concealer lasts. What are these grey hairs atop my head. Tell me Miss Clairol, should I go red? These lines on my face are beginning to furrow Soon they'll be deep enough for a rabbit's burrow But joking and silliness aside This has been a wonderful ride So 40 I'm ready, bring what you may I've decided, I'm a fine Chardonnay! www.special-birthday-poems.com By Lella Dal Ferro Remember My 40th Forty summers since you were born, Surprise gathering, did not forewarn. To celebrate a trail taken, Many hurdles, soul awaken. Recollect moments in time, Engraved in our hearts; precious and prime. Many distinct, others bittersweet, Never gave up, remained on your feet. Plenty of smiles, may we send your way, As we laugh with you, on this wonderful day. On your 40th, moments to think back, Years from now, emotions we won’t lack. www.special-birthday-poems.com By Martin Dejnicki Planning to host a birthday party?
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