Funny 50th Birthday Poem

Are looking for a funny 50th birthday poem?

I just finished writing "Memory Lane". Feel free to change it in any way to suit your situation. Hopefully, it will make that fifty year old in your life laugh and smile on their special day.

Memory Lane

Born in fifty-eight,
When black and white TVs were great.
Raised in 1960 and beyond,
In that smelly little pond.

Disco balls and afro groovy,
Jaws and Star Wars was the movie.
Mustang convertible was just a dream,
Engine running she was supreme.

It’s not so bad, you’re only fifty,
A closer look, you’re also thrifty.
On your birthday, you’re the laughing stock,
Show those dentures, let us mock.

A smooth ride down memory lane,
You couldn’t find a better train?
Now you’re fifty, it’s OK!
Start a trend, and show that grey.


By Martin Dejnicki

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Here's another funny 50th birthday poem, that makes fun of reaching that special milestone.

Enjoy!

What’s Next?

Not much more, left to achieve,
Days have passed, being naive.
Career has reached, highest peak,
Starting to look, a bit antique.

Fifty young, tiny roadblock,
Smell the flowers; slower walk.
You celebrate, with the symbol for peace,
Maybe one day, we won’t need police.

Never questioned your mental state,
All depends, what you ate.
Is it truly a new Art?
Acting like an old, Fart!


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By Martin Dejnicki

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