Funny 50th Birthday PoemI just finished writing "Memory Lane". Feel free to change it in any way to suit your situation. Hopefully, it will make that fifty year old in your life laugh and smile on their special day. Memory Lane Born in fifty-eight, When black and white TVs were great. Raised in 1960 and beyond, In that smelly little pond. Disco balls and afro groovy, Jaws and Star Wars was the movie. Mustang convertible was just a dream, Engine running she was supreme. It’s not so bad, you’re only fifty, A closer look, you’re also thrifty. On your birthday, you’re the laughing stock, Show those dentures, let us mock. A smooth ride down memory lane, You couldn’t find a better train? Now you’re fifty, it’s OK! Start a trend, and show that grey. By Martin Dejnicki Did you like that one? Here's another funny 50th birthday poem, that makes fun of reaching that special milestone. Enjoy! What’s Next? Not much more, left to achieve, Days have passed, being naive. Career has reached, highest peak, Starting to look, a bit antique. Fifty young, tiny roadblock, Smell the flowers; slower walk. You celebrate, with the symbol for peace, Maybe one day, we won’t need police. Never questioned your mental state, All depends, what you ate. Is it truly a new Art? Acting like an old, Fart! www.special-birthday-poems.com By Martin Dejnicki Share a 50th birthday funny poem and make everyone laugh 50th Truth Thinning hair, Cannot be fair. Bags under eyes, Make you wise. Extra pounds, Join the clowns. Varicose veins, Feel like chains. At 50 years, Dismiss your fears. Just like wine, Complex and fine. By Martin Dejnicki Share on Facebook Send In Your Poems Young at Heart Happy birthday young at heart, So many decades, where to start? With energy, like that pink bunny, You make us look lazy, that’s not funny! Never-ending old school ways, Filled with stories, to Amaze! Listening has been lost with age, You belong on theatre stage. If you manage to forget, We’ll remind you, don’t you fret. Happy birthday young at heart, Smile with joy, you old fart. www.special-birthday-poems.com By Martin Dejnicki Thanks for reading each funny 50th birthday poem. To see all the pages on which we have poems click on this Site Map link.
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