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Funny 50th Birthday Quotes


I hope you share these funny 50th birthday quotes with someone who is turning 50. Add it to their card and make them laugh.




Quote #1

Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty" by Joan Rivers



Quote #2

"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry." By Alan Bleasdale



Quote #3

"I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent." By Wendy Cope



Quote #4

"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age" French Proverb



Quote #5

"After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty." By E.W. House






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