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Funny 50th Birthday Quotes


I hope you share these funny 50th birthday quotes with someone who is turning 50. Add it to their card and make them laugh.



Quote #1

Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty" by Joan Rivers



Quote #2

"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry." By Alan Bleasdale



Quote #3

"I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent." By Wendy Cope



Quote #4

"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age" French Proverb



Quote #5

"After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty." By E.W. House






Share these 50th birthday quotes with family and friends.



The first one is by Muhammad Ali.
It makes a lot of sense, and I agree with the quote.



Quote # 1

"The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life." By Muhammad Ali



Quote # 2

"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty." By coco Chanel



Quote # 3

"50 years, here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?" By Jim Carrey




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