Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

I hope you share these funny 50th birthday quotes with someone who is turning 50. Add it to their card and make them laugh.

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Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty" by Joan Rivers

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"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry." By Alan Bleasdale

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"I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent." By Wendy Cope

Quote #3

"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age" French Proverb

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"After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty." By E.W. House