Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Quote #1

Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty" by Joan Rivers

Quote #2

"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry." By Alan Bleasdale

Quote #3

"I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent." By Wendy Cope

Quote #4

"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age" French Proverb

Quote #5

"After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty." By E.W. House

Special Birthday Gifts & Party Theme Ideas

In addition to a nice poem - we thought we might also lend a hand in finding the right party gift and theme for your next birthday. We are always searching for new ideas to add to our lists from these links:

Birthday Gift Ideas - Giving a gift is an important part of the birthday celebration and the process of choosing the right gift plays a significant role.

Party Theme Ideas - How to create a memorable and special party that is unique and remembered by all in attendance.

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