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Funny Birthday Cards

I've found plenty of funny birthday cards at American Greetings & BlueMountain.com . They have many different types to choose from. I personally like the ones with different animals - they're hilarious. But it doesn't end there. Funny b-day cards still need funny birthday poems to make them complete. I've added a few below that you may add and you will find more throughout the site. Enjoy!

Funny Age

This card is suppose to make fun of your age,
But I wouldn't dare, due to your rage.
A quick glance your way, you're definitely young,
No mockery involved, or cut off my tongue.

As I look your way, I simply smell youth,
I learned from you, the invention of truth.
Age is just a numerical amount,
Yours always repeats, I nearly lost count.

On birthdays ago, what have you done?
Memory escaped, you might have to run.
I will prove, this not a joke,
Look behind you, get ready to soak.

By Martin Dejnicki

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