Funny Birthday Quotes
Maybe you would like to share some really funny birthday quotes with family and friends. Well don't hesitate, I'm sure they will laugh. I usually include them with birthday poems inside a card. But whatever you choose to do, don't forget to have some fun:) As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. –Sir Norman Wisdom A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for. –Anonymous When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. -Anonymous Age is a number and mine is unlisted. –Anonymous Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday.’ -Steven Wright Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. –Mary Schmich The next quote, I think is completely hilarious. Just make sure you give it to someone who will laugh at it and won't get offended. The last thing we would want to do with these quotes is hurt someones feelings. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. –Bob Hope A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. –Erma Bombeck Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. –Pope John XXIII You may always give that one to someone who appreciates their wine. I think it would go perfect with a nice a bottle of their favorite wine. I hope you enjoyed these funny birthday quotes! Special Birthday Gifts & Party Theme Ideas
In addition to a nice poem - we thought we might also lend a hand in finding the right party gift and theme for your next birthday. We are always searching for new ideas to add to our lists from these links:
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