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Funny Birthday Wishes

Are you looking for funny birthday wishes to make someone laugh?


Well these birthday wishes are not only funny but they rhyme as well. If you have any funny wishes or ideas feel free to share it with us.

Funny Wish #1

On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy,
I know you're too old, but I still bought you a toy!


Funny Wish #2

A birthday wish, do you truly deserve?
For next year, you might have to reserve.


Funny Wish # 3

I hope your birthday is absolutely Splendid,
When I open my mouth, your guests might get offended!


Did you like those funny wishes? If you would like to add yours to the list, don't hesitate. Make all of us Laugh!

Add Your Funny Birthday Wishes


Happy Birthday Wish # 1

A happy birthday, I hope you feel,
May all your wishes, the future reveal.
Enjoy today, since it's pretty rare,
We came to join you, for we truly care.


The next rhyming birthday wish is intended to be humorous and entertaining. It is ideal for those ladies that have a sense of humor. Especially, since it talks about a rose and something sweet (maybe chocolate). I'm actually going to give it to my lady for her birthday, along with some red roses and her favorite chocolates.


Happy Birthday Wish # 2

Happy birthday, make a wish,
Close your eyes, and think of fish,
If that's too hard on your little nose,
Maybe you just need a rose,
If that rose, is just too red,
Maybe something sweet instead.
All that sugar, not the greatest dish,
You might have to, rethink your wish.


The following rhyming birthday wishes are..........

  • short and sweet!

You can add them to a birthday card, send them as a text message, or just simply say it! Here's some funny birthday wishes you may share with family and friends. It might be difficult to fit birthday poems into a text message but these short rhyming wishes are ideal.


Rhyming Birthday Wish #1

It's your birthday, here's a wish,
Enjoy your day, with a delicious dish.

If you're giving chocolates, the next wish is a hint.


Rhyming Birthday Wish #2

A birthday wish I'm sending you,
Your gift is sweet, that's the clue!


What are two of the most important things we can wish someone? I think happiness and health are right there at the top.


Rhyming Birthday Wish #3

Wishing you joy and health,
When those are filled, add some wealth.

I have just started sending out funny birthday wishes. Mostly by text messaging, because it's quick and easy. I must say, the feedback I've received is really positive. What if you forgot someones birthday? Don't worry! That's where belated b-day wishes come into play.



Rhyming Birthday Wish #4

A simple wish as you age,
It's your day, take the stage.

If you would like to write your own wish.

Do you know any day dreamers? Well, this one is for them.


Rhyming Birthday Wish #5

I wish you everything, your dreams create,
Your imagination is truly great.


The next one is suppose to be funny. If it is or not, well, that's up to you.


Rhyming Birthday Wish #6

A birthday cake I wish you now,
If you eat it all, you'll have a cow.


Rhyming Birthday Wish #7


A birthday wish, because I care,
Your thoughtful ways, are surely rare.


Rhyming Birthday Wish #8

Here and now just want to say,
I wish you happiness without delay.






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