Funny Birthday Poems

You are welcome to share these funny birthday poems with everyone in your life.

Hopefully these birthday poems will bring more laughter and smiles to all your birthday celebrations.

Your Zoo

A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,
Family and friends; obvious invasion.
Duplicate gifts, you don’t even like,
If you complain, might get a strike.

One simple day, placed on display,
Carefully observed, for signs of decay.
Dishonest smiles, they don’t mingle in truth,
As if you were the only, losing your youth.

At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,
Excuse to celebrate, they all came for beer.
Deep down inside, you know that they care,
Your Zoo is unique, normal is rare.


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By Martin Dejnicki

The following funny birthday poem was written for my dear friend Jackie, who celebrated her 25th birthday. Feel free to share it with someone in your life.

Life’s Journey

It only happens once each year,
Book the train and pack your gear.
Your destination seems unknown,
As you sit there, all alone.

Something internal, in a rush,
Just like the toilet, we usually flush.
Constantly staring at the clock,
Are you waiting for your flock?

Savour the moment, don’t wait for the end,
Nobody knows, if you may extend.
Journey divided into equal parts,
Today is another, we’ll add to the charts.

Your train has left, from the town of birth,
Hopefully located, on planet earth.
The next stop, might seem the same,
It shall reveal, what you became.


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By Martin Dejnicki

Are you celebrating someones birthday this summer? Then maybe you will enjoy sharing the following funny birthday poem:)


Summer is finally here!

Here's that Summer birthday poem that I promised to share with everyone. Enjoy!

Summer

Comes around just once each year,
Creates a stunning atmosphere.
A heated party, beginning till end,
The place to be is Disneyland.

Enjoyment and smiles, plentiful and ripe,
Abundant activities, deserving the hype.
Waters edges, they all seem to swarm,
Sandy days, with Sunny and Warm.

Summers birthday, they all wish to join,
She barbeques delicious sirloin.
Do not upset her, she’ll send in the rain,
Random weather cannot explain.

Ageless wonder, since birth we have known,
Temperature rising, statistics have shown.
Share your birthday with Summer our dear,
Through thoughtful actions protect our blue sphere.


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By Martin Dejnicki

Age is just a number. Isn't that what we try to tell our family and friends on their birthdays?

Age and Laughter

Happy birthday, you’re not getting old,
Stay in the game, it’s not time to fold.
Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.

A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion,
Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion.
Laughter and jokes are within sight,
Stock up on both, all through the night.

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by Martin Dejnicki

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If you want to share the above funny birthday poem with someone younger, replace the third line in the first stanza… “Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,” with “Invent something new, and become a cook,”

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Young at Heart

Happy birthday young at heart,
So many decades, where to start?
With energy, like that pink bunny,
You make us look lazy, that’s not funny!

Never-ending old school ways,
Filled with stories, to Amaze!
Listening has been lost with age,
You belong on theatre stage.

If you manage to forget,
We’ll remind you, don’t you fret.
Happy birthday young at heart,
Smile with joy, you old fart.

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By Martin Dejnicki

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Maybe you will like this humorous birthday poem. Make your family and friends laugh by sharing it with them.

Maybe you want to be unique and include this funny birthday invitation poem with your email or invitation card.

If you want to learn about birthstones and birth flowers, click here for the info at wikipedia.

Elephant Frown

Today is your birthday, don’t pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair.
Not a day over twenty,
I’m kidding! you’re plenty.

Don’t mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble.
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.

What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or Clown?
I knew you would frown.

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By Martin Dejnicki

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Try giving one of these belated birthday poems when you forget someone’s birthday. Don’t worry it happens. But remember it’s better late, than never.

Kangaroo Birthday Fight

Birthday dream last night,
Kangaroo was in my sight,
Charged with all his might,
Unavoidable boxing fight.

Surprised me with his flight,
Reached, enormous height,
Smiled and revealed his bite,
This created all my fright.

Weakened muscles were too tight,
My chances were truly slight,
Internal resistance to incite,
Grasped, conclusion of polite.

Suddenly, to my true delight,
Victory! A birthday gift was in my sight,
Kangaroo began his flight,
To the rescue came the night.

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By Martin Dejnicki

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I remember sharing this birthday poem for animal lovers with my cousin Paul, who absolutely lives for his dogs and cats.


Some of these funny birthday poems are intended to make fun of the person celebrating their birthday. All in good humour of course.

In the following funny birthday poem, each line rhymes with every other line. So feel free to switch it or rearrange it any way you wish.

Birthday Antique

You are antique,
We need to tweak,
Start with physique,
Let’s make you a geek,
Or just join a clique,
And become sleek,
What do you seek?
A birthday creek,
With sublime mystique,
Surely unique,
I shouldn’t speak,
Quite often critique,
Courageous or meek,
Today is your peak,
Enjoy the week,
And stick out your cheek!


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By Martin Dejnicki

If you’re looking for something that is short, but still generates laughter, than read this funny birthday poem. It’s only 4 lines in length. But it’s also one of my most popular.

Do you have friends that live off sarcasm or have edgy sense of humours? If you do I bet they will enjoy funny birthday poems like, "Careless Birthday".

Careless Birthday

I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me, a cool jeep.

It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched online, bought you squat.
Hope you don’t turn all bitter,
Since you’ve never been a quitter.

I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, it’s a curse.
Soon, your party will be here,
If I wake up, I’ll surely appear.


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By Martin Dejnicki

However, if you are looking for something longer, the following funny birthday poem might do the job. I think it reminds us not to take everything in life so seriously, especially as we age.


There is nothing wrong with acting like a kid once in a while.

In my case, I act like one about 95% of the time. Especially in the produce section of the grocery store. Enjoy!

Childhood Games

On your Birthday, let’s play a game,
Your rolling eyes, perceive it as lame.
Remember when, you were a child,
Soiled playground days, exceptionally wild.

Dodgeball and horse,
Required some Force!
Unique jump-rope rhymes,
Oh, those were the times.

During Hide and Seek,
We knew you would peek.
When Simon would say to touch your nose,
He did mislead, and you learned to oppose.

Snakes and Ladders would never end,
Near the finish, always descend.
Spin the Bottle during early teens,
What was the brand of your ripped up jeans?

On your Birthday, let’s play a game,
I promise you, it might be lame.
Cheer up and smile, never grow old,
Act like a kid, youthfully bold.

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By Martin Dejnicki

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More funny birthday poems are always being added. I hope these help you in making your family and friends laugh.

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